15 signs to know you are going crazy

1. You go about trying to make friends with a cat.
2. When the cat ignores you, you start cursing her and when she paws at you …you paw back.
3. You sit on the veranda and calculate the exact amount of time taken by a cow to eat its breakfast.
4. You start calculating the no. of squares in your checked cowboy shirt. You then lose count and realize you are happy just wearing the damn thing.
5. You look up at the ceiling and try following a single wing of the fan when it is on full speed. After 5 seconds you give up and start wondering if there is anyone who could do that.
6. You keep asking questions about the first five points to your younger brother/sister again and again when it is obvious he/she doesn’t want to answer.
7. You sit and try to figure out whether the red mark on your arm is a pimple or a bug bite.
8. You look up at the sky and wonder why there are no stars and then remember its day.
9. You go to sleep at night look up at the stars and think to yourself…where the hell is my roof?! And then you remember you are sleeping on the terrace.
10. You start giving miss calls to everyone in your phone book.
11. You start turning to your younger brother for advice.
12. You start writing stuff like this.
13. And then forward it to the world.
14. You read through the whole article and laugh at your computer like a maniac…
15. And then start wondering whether you are crazy after all.